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Have anything interesting or unique to share? Let people ask you anything. 23 (M). Gay. I won the National Blumpkin championship last year in Montreal. And now I work at one of the most prestigious bathhouses in Canada. AMA. There is nothing to be asked, only to be ashamed. According to Urban Dictionary, a ‘blumpkin’ is a crude sexual act that involves a person engaging in oral sex while the partner being serviced is on the toilet.

We have lived too long in a world where the most deviant sexual acts slant from benefactor to beneficiary; it’s time to introduce the 69’ing of the blumpkin world.

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So, if giving and/or receiving blumpkins is your slice of pie, then carry on. BLUMPKIN!!! x White 'N Meaty ft KolossalKocks #GayHipHop #SusRap #TeamClutch Kolossal 𝔈𝔫𝔱 K subscribers Subscribed. See a recent post on Tumblr from @sixfeetbelow about blumpkin. Discover more posts about blumpkin. This time around: a flashback to hearing all kinds of truly weird sexual slang from teenage boys at your school disco, bragging about sexual acts that never actually happened.

Those bizarre sex terms that refer to things no one is actually doing, but every teenage boy knows about. A blumpkin refers to the delicate art of giving someone a blow job — which means sucking and licking their genitals — while they sit on the toilet and do a poo. There are rumours that if a man were to ejaculate and defecate at the same time, he would die, meaning the blumpkin is not only a trendy sexual act but a handy method of murder.

After all, nothing makes a sexual act involving poo more intriguing than the idea that it could kill you. Perform fellatio on a man while he does a poo. Try not to inhale through your nose, you will gag. According to that survey I sent around friends, no. Yawn, am I right? According to the internet, yes.

Think logically — there are quite a lot of people who find golden showers and pooing on people deeply arousing, and the domination aspect of making someone give you sexual pleasure while you disrespect them by pooing could be appealing to some. Glad you asked. According to UrbanDictionary and sites, the act of performing oral sex on a woman while she defecates is called a clumpkin.

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